2024: A year in review – Alhamdulillah
6 months ago
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- If you have to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved, and will never achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
- There's a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
- People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
- And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle as His messenger.
- You should not confuse your career with your life, because if you have a career that probably means you have no life.
- No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
- Never lick a steak knife.
- Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
- "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
- You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
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